DAMMIT DOLL
 
When your temper is about to boil,
You want to scream and shout!
Here’s a little Dammit doll You cannot do without.
 
Just grasp it firmly by the leg,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out...
Yell “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”
 
If Dammit’s not a word you say
Then grab its little neck,
Then just murmer quietly
“Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!”
 
And once your done abusing it
Just sit it on the shelf.
But hug it first, as I’d hug you
If I were there myself.